June 30, 2008...12:17 am

Barack Hussein Obama too Good Looking for Presidency

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A while back a reporter asked this to the presidential hopeful.

The Saturday Evening Blog knows first hand what it’s like to be in the presence of Barack Hussein Obama. He is way too good looking. After multiple meetings it becomes apparent that, borrowing from ol’ timey language, the sexy needs to be put back. The Cuban Missile Crisis only happened because Khrushchev was jealous of Kennedy. Many historians agree that if Nixon were president, his lack of good looks would have liberated Cuba.

Seeing Barack Hussein Obama in person, you know nothing will get done. People look in his eyes and follow him like Muhammad (peace be upon him) from Mecca to Medina, and to the gates of hell if needed. Yet, it’s unlikely hell has oil. God knows the robber barons have tried already. You may drive around in his volvo, eat arugula, and live in the elitist Hyde Park, Chicago.  But in the end, he’ll just dump the whole country for his wife. Why go through the hurt? 

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