5: The number of times John McCain challenged Barack Hussein Obama’s patriotism
2: The number times McCain went to the bathroom while challenging Barack Hussein Obama’s patriotism
503: The number of gold medals China expects to win in the upcoming Olympic Games.
132: The greatest number of gold medals a country can actually win.
186 Billion: The amount of much-needed war funding President Bush signed into law today.
17,000: The average amount of tuition it costs to attend a state University. Veterans of the current wars take a free-ride on Jim Webb’s unpatriotic G.I. Bill that was stuck into the war funding bill.
8: The number of views the Blog has had.
804,209: The average daily views of DailyKos. Come on, people.