Best Places to Live: SEB Edition

Nowhere in our great land is there truly paradise. But these places are pretty. These places have been deemed by the Blog to be truly remarkable in their quaility of livin’ and location: America.
 
 
Jasper, Alabama
With a name like that, it has to be Ol’ Timey
Jasper, Texas
Kinda the same, but bigger
Jasper, Georgia
Good Ol’ Southern Cookin Jasper
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BREAKING: John McCain Masters the Speak n’ Spell

In what is certain to be a giant leap in his computer literacy, John McCain has successfully mastered the Speak n’ Spell interface circa 1978. McCain entered the words ‘boot’, ‘president’, and ‘hot dog’ successfully and were subsequently sprached back at him to his wild enjoyment. The Blog has decided to keep track of future-President [...]

How to Get Out of Iraq while Staying In

McCain’s Campaign Agenda with Human Skin Binding (Conceptual)
Senator Barack Hussein Obama today laid out his surrender to Iraq plan today. According to the recent New Yorker cover, our worst fears have come into fruition. With now documented, and illustrated, proof of Obama’s sorrid life finally coming to light, how will President McCain get us out [...]

Sorry we were Away, Someone had an Accident

We moved into our new offices downtown and a staff member had to go and throw his back out. Since we don’t believe in health insurance here at the Blog, said staff member had to go and sue us for workman’s comp. Back when, workman’s compensation was “buck up and get back to work or [...]

Humorous Anecdote: Cracker Barrel Gets it Wrong, But it’s Good.

The kitsch is overblown, coke did not come in plastic mugs, but some things remain the same . I have to give them credit though: they have ol’ timey food down pat. I especially like those peg games at the table while you wait for your biscuits and gravy. I’ve been going there since I was [...]

The Problem with Folks Making More Folks and How to Solve It.

In 1960, the world population was around 3 billion. Today, it’s around 6.5 billion. By using advanced ‘rithmitic, the world population has more than tripled in less than 50 years. Sprawl is gobbling up precious land and countries like China and India need resources like Oil, something that Americas needs as well and deserves it [...]

Global Warming? It’s 66 outside.

Sure it was 90 yesterday at our writing post, but that’s average summer weather. With shorts on your freezing in this kind of arctic climate today. Reactionaries are crying out that we’ll be buying beach front property in Wyoming while we might have to wear a light jacket outside tonight because it will be frigid. The [...]

What John McCain Learned at the Hanoi Hilton

He isn’t…as far as we know…
Former NATO commander Wesley Hussein Clark (Pictured, quite gay in the ol’ timey meaning) questioned John McCain’s experience when he said that having your plane shot down doesn’t make you qualified to be president. Ever since, he has been denounced in many circles including this one. In this election, McCain’s [...]

Teenage Sex Down. Reason? Jesus and Being Scared Shitless.

     Teen sex has stuck a dagger into the heart of America and is spreading its adolescent ooze like rampant. But America is fight back against this fornicating menace. Teen sex in America is at its lowest levels in nearly 20 years according to a new CDC study. There is no doubt that abstinence education has [...]