Teen sex has stuck a dagger into the heart of America and is spreading its adolescent ooze like rampant. But America is fight back against this fornicating menace. Teen sex in America is at its lowest levels in nearly 20 years according to a new CDC study. There is no doubt that abstinence education has taught teenagers to accept Jesus and wait until marriage. That and pictures like this.
Syphilis/The Syph/The HitlerSex before marriage is well-known to cause a variety of venereal diseases (STD is a politically correct, new timey term to place the blame on the act of sex and not the pleasure of sex). Scaring teens into thinking that cottage cheese will come out of their genitalia after sex has done wonders towards lowering teen sex. Of course, oral and anal sex is on the rise, but as long as an abortion is not involved teen boys can stick it anywhere they please.
