In what is certain to be a giant leap in his computer literacy, John McCain has successfully mastered the Speak n’ Spell interface circa 1978. McCain entered the words ‘boot’, ‘president’, and ‘hot dog’ successfully and were subsequently sprached back at him to his wild enjoyment. The Blog has decided to keep track of future-President [...]
July 15, 2008
How to Get Out of Iraq while Staying In
McCain’s Campaign Agenda with Human Skin Binding (Conceptual)
Senator Barack Hussein Obama today laid out his surrender to Iraq plan today. According to the recent New Yorker cover, our worst fears have come into fruition. With now documented, and illustrated, proof of Obama’s sorrid life finally coming to light, how will President McCain get us out [...]
July 15, 2008
Sorry we were Away, Someone had an Accident
We moved into our new offices downtown and a staff member had to go and throw his back out. Since we don’t believe in health insurance here at the Blog, said staff member had to go and sue us for workman’s comp. Back when, workman’s compensation was “buck up and get back to work or [...]
