July 15, 2008...3:40 pm

How to Get Out of Iraq while Staying In

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McCain’s Campaign Agenda with Human Skin Binding (Conceptual)

Senator Barack Hussein Obama today laid out his surrender to Iraq plan today. According to the recent New Yorker cover, our worst fears have come into fruition. With now documented, and illustrated, proof of Obama’s sorrid life finally coming to light, how will President McCain get us out of Iraq while not really leaving? His campaign said they’ll get back to us on that because they have this big book where they keep his plan. We here believe it’s an ol’ timey tome past down through generations of republicans since the waning days of the second millenium. That and it’s made of human skin.

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