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June 30, 2008

Statistics

   5: The number of times John McCain challenged Barack Hussein Obama’s patriotism
   2: The number times McCain went to the bathroom while challenging Barack Hussein Obama’s patriotism
   503: The number of gold medals China expects to win in the upcoming Olympic Games.
   132: The greatest number of gold medals a country can actually win.
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June 30, 2008

4th of July Dance Moves

A perfect way to kick off America’s 232nd Birthday.

Let freedom promenade!

June 30, 2008

Romney & McCain: Together Again

Speculation in Washington is that Mitt Romney is a strong contender for the Veep slot in the McCain Presidency. Romney is an accomplished businessman who successfully bought out companies and gave thousands of ordinary Americans another chance to look for a job. As governor of Massachusetts, he presided over thousands of gay marriages in spirit. [...]