Best Places to Live: SEB Edition

Nowhere in our great land is there truly paradise. But these places are pretty. These places have been deemed by the Blog to be truly remarkable in their quaility of livin’ and location: America.
 
 
Jasper, Alabama
With a name like that, it has to be Ol’ Timey
Jasper, Texas
Kinda the same, but bigger
Jasper, Georgia
Good Ol’ Southern Cookin Jasper
Pretty [...]

How to Get Out of Iraq while Staying In

McCain’s Campaign Agenda with Human Skin Binding (Conceptual)
Senator Barack Hussein Obama today laid out his surrender to Iraq plan today. According to the recent New Yorker cover, our worst fears have come into fruition. With now documented, and illustrated, proof of Obama’s sorrid life finally coming to light, how will President McCain get us out [...]

Barack Hussein Obama too Good Looking for Presidency

A while back a reporter asked this to the presidential hopeful.

The Saturday Evening Blog knows first hand what it’s like to be in the presence of Barack Hussein Obama. He is way too good looking. After multiple meetings it becomes apparent that, borrowing from ol’ timey language, the sexy needs to [...]