Nowhere in our great land is there truly paradise. But these places are pretty. These places have been deemed by the Blog to be truly remarkable in their quaility of livin’ and location: America.

Jasper, Alabama

With a name like that, it has to be Ol’ Timey

Jasper, Texas

Kinda the same, but bigger

Jasper, Georgia

Good Ol’ Southern Cookin Jasper

Pretty Much every Jasper in America except for the ones in New York, Oregon, Minnesota, and maybe Ohio if they vote for Barack Hussein Obama.

CORRECTION: The above picture was believed to be somewhere is the USA, but it is in fact a picture of Jasper, Alberta. All the other Jaspers looked pretty bad.