In what is certain to be a giant leap in his computer literacy, John McCain has successfully mastered the Speak n’ Spell interface circa 1978. McCain entered the words ‘boot’, ‘president’, and ‘hot dog’ successfully and were subsequently sprached back at him to his wild enjoyment. The Blog has decided to keep track of future-President [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘McCain’
July 15, 2008
How to Get Out of Iraq while Staying In
McCain’s Campaign Agenda with Human Skin Binding (Conceptual)
Senator Barack Hussein Obama today laid out his surrender to Iraq plan today. According to the recent New Yorker cover, our worst fears have come into fruition. With now documented, and illustrated, proof of Obama’s sorrid life finally coming to light, how will President McCain get us out [...]
July 1, 2008
What John McCain Learned at the Hanoi Hilton
He isn’t…as far as we know…
Former NATO commander Wesley Hussein Clark (Pictured, quite gay in the ol’ timey meaning) questioned John McCain’s experience when he said that having your plane shot down doesn’t make you qualified to be president. Ever since, he has been denounced in many circles including this one. In this election, McCain’s [...]
